Boise DoubleTree

First, the ridiculously long hallways.  Who are they kidding?  What are they compensating for? And they don't have wireless internet in the rooms.  Come on, be reasonable.  It's two thousand and fucking nine.  Even Super 8's all have wireless internet.  The Super 8's in, like, Alaska all have wireless internet.   

I remember, as children, we would go down to Seattle to watch the Mariners, and we would stay at the DoubleTree in Bellevue.  Man, that was a snazzy hotel.  They didn't have wireless internet, cause it hadn't been invented yet, but I have every confidence that, if it had existed, the Bellevue DoubleTree would have had it.  If the Bellevue DoubleTree of the 80's could see the Boise DoubleTree of today, it would be chagrined.  Of this I am certain.